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Life's a joke full of sacarsm.

I love to joke so often that I don't know the limits.

Love puns and wordplays. They add taste to life.

Want to be evil but a friend thinks I'm not evil enough.

Trying my best to master the art of sacarsm.

The Joker is my inspiration

Believe that there's always a funny side to everything.
After all,


Why...


so...


serious?

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Loves

Cars
Daydreaming
Singing
Grooving
Acting
Lepaking
Coffee
Orange
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Links


HKSS

Hui Wen (Deh)
Lai Yee
Li Han
Maymay
Seeying
Yi Cheng

E35D

Amy
Cheryl
Jessica
Seng
Stanley

E36Q

Aini
Ai Tien (Mai Pian Xia)
Hidayah
Jazreel
Mindy (Kong Ba)
Nadera (Kak)
Shakila (Vadei)
Yamei

Family

Kylie
Natalie
Nicole
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Archives

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FUCK IT!

Guess it's true anyway. I just don't like the truth. I cant handle the truth!

fuckit.itsbeensolong!whymustyoustartthisagain.justwheniwasgettingalittlebetter,thishastohappen.fuckit.whatthefuckamisupposetodo.

fuck man! tonight fucks!

Livin' la vida loca @
Saturday, March 28, 2009
11:01 PM

Yesterday, was a PMS day. Don't ask me why but I just had PMS yesterday. Yea, like a bitch. You would know.

The person I keep coincidentally meet when I go out is Denise. Hahah~ Saw her and her mom @ Pastamania the other day.

I JUST A FOUND A SILVER HAIR ON MY ARM!!! WHAT THE @#%$?!?!

I had many things I wanted to blog about yesterday. Now I forget everything. Damn it! I hate it when this happens.

What you told me before and what you did assured me what they said. and yes, its all bs that i got. i realised it now though late. and i'd been stupid all along. still, im a little too not over you. i hope that this ends and nothing goes on. im just a punchbag. im not even the rebound. what the fuck am i? maybe its just me. yea, that must be it.

Livin' la vida loca @

2:53 PM

I was bored and I went online to look for prices of cars currently and it worries me. A lot. Okay, I got to be honest, I look at cars that are a little better off that's why they're expensive. But, it's not Ferraris and Lamborghinis nor Porsches. It's a simple Honda Accord. It's one of those cars you see everyday on the road and unless the driver zhng the car, one won't go "WHAO! LOOK!" at it.

I need to work to save for a down payment, followed by months of installments ranging from $500 and above. In order for this to become reality, I need a pay of at least $2000 per month and how long will that take me? First, I need to get a job, excel in it and then hopfully get a pay increment. That'll take years. Oh my.

Of course, there's another reason why I "looked" into my future. There are many things I want now in life. An iPod, a new mobile. Yes, I know. These things are expensive. Even now, during the holidays, I have to worry about not having money to go out with friends. I need this privillage even after I start working. How the hell am I going to afford this?

Also, I want to go to a university. I don't know if I'm academically capable but I know I'm not financially capable. This itself is a big problem. Why does everything in this world involve money?

I know that I need to start working hard, to even get a job. But I can't say for sure I'll duly deliver given my horrible laziness. Oh God, help me.

I also know that only when I am financially independent I can have my entitled freedom. The way my parents are keeping me it's trapping me sometimes. I'm a tennager. I go out with my friends all the time. It's normal. But their restrictions are driving me nuts. And I thought when I enter Poly, my life will change.

Well, to be honest, it did. But it's not enough. It's seriously not. It seriously suck to be the only heir of the family name and to be poor as well.

I need a plan and I know in this plan, some things have to be forgone in order for it to happen. Though it's hard, I'll try.

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, March 26, 2009
11:16 PM

Well, first post since I removed the template. I had many things I wanted to post about but am too lazy. But now, I'll post something short.

Nic, Bert n YS just left. First, we started off by going swimming. From 2.30pm all the way to 6pm. JQ, CY, TC, YS and I.

We all went home to have dinner and went out to meet again. This time, Nic joined and JQ didn't. Sat outside Science Center (as usual) and chit chat till 10.30 when my dad had to call. Seriously, I still don't like and understand them and their mentality. Hello??

So anyway, since I can't be out with my friends, why not bring them home? Heh~ Yea, I went to talk to my mom. Argued to be exact. Then finally, without any other option, we listened. Hahahah~!!!

CY can't so he went home :( But the rest of us came and played Dai Di.

Howwweverrr, when we were about to go to buy supper, Nic's dad called. Haha~ So, sadly, he has to go back. Bert and YS followed him though cuz he can go by his stairs. While I, have to stay at home as I have no idea what time my dad will be home. BUMMER!


Livin' la vida loca @
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
12:39 AM

Ok, I know my upcoming classmates already.......yes, againnnnnnnnn............

And again, I have this deep great sense of dread. Yet, here I am, trying (again) to think of how I'll not leave the same impression - Geek, quiet, only studies, no fun, innocent.

No no no no no! These are all not me! I don't study, talk a lot of bullshit, know nothing, and full of dirty talk.

That just spoilt my movie man. Seriously. That just spoilt my remaining holidays. And guess what? I got fuckface in my new class. *&^%$#@@#$^&*&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$!@#$%^&*^$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*^$$%^&*(*&^%$%%$%^&^%$#$$#@#$%^&*^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, March 19, 2009
8:33 PM

  • Went out looking for a dog with cousins
  • Had nice nice Ikea food for lunch
  • Came home empty handed :(
  • Have to wait for God knows when for the Husky :(
  • The Husky wont be mine :(
  • I want a dog! :(
  • Stay home on Tuesday.
  • Watched Godfather 2
  • Nice show
  • Didn't understand what's going on here and there
  • but nice
  • I like it
  • Somehow
  • Borrowed 2 books on photography
  • Going to read them
  • Has to entertain irritating cousins tmr
  • God, please grant me strength.
  • Sleepy
  • Retirada
  • Que Sera Sera

Livin' la vida loca @
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
10:56 PM

Go get your own damn money and buy whatever you want with it. Do not come to me like I'm Santa and I'll give you everything you ask for. You haven't been a good boy this year. You haven't been a good boy all your life! Damn it! And spare me the attitude! You are the one demanding for things from me not the other way round! And if you want something out of another, show that you deserve it. Or at least show your God damn appreciation! This only shows who you really are. Oh, reality check, not a pretty sight!

Livin' la vida loca @
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
9:14 PM

Well, yesterday was quite a day. Yes.Started off with cheap ramen with my cousins. 50% off leh. And after lunch, headed down to orchard to meet up with Tze Char people. Yes, it's been long. Very long. Ai Tien, Marcus and Randal. After they had they late lunch, *ffuuuushhh!* we were at J8. Heh heh heh.

Why do we go there you ask? For what? To meet our sweet and sour Go Lo Yok and Kong Ba Mindy. Sadly, Min has to go home early. Get well soon yea? So, all in all, we lepak and had late supper.

Oh, it was another bad shit day yesterday. Had to hold it in for an hour. From Bishan all the way back to Jurong. Horrible, horrible.

It's nice of Don Shai to remember us even when she was in Thailand. She bought gifts for us! So nice right? Here's mine:


heh heh heh. I got a dua neh bu in orange. MUAHAHAHA!

Livin' la vida loca @

4:49 PM

I had something to put up here but... you know what? Forget it. =")"

Livin' la vida loca @
Sunday, March 15, 2009
5:43 PM

http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/03/watchmen-movie-poster.jpg

Well well, finally got to catch Watchmen in the cinema. Yes, I sound like some underage young boy who saw two adults making out for the first time. Well, no. I'm not.

So, the movie, I thought it was quite nice. Ratings were bad, advises were negative. But I told myself,' Hey! I got to see the bad film myself.. Besides, it's not everyday film you get to see a blue er...dangling piece of...dick.' There! I said it! So what?

Turns out, nothing special. It's just blue. Hahahaha~ Oh! And Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman) is hot! Yes, I didn't realise it because in the trailer, they showed her not so hot. Infact, not hot at all. Look:
Malin Akerman in Watchmen.

Look at her forehead. Eww! Hoooowwwwever, look at this:
http://www.ugo.com/comics/watchmen-movie-art/images/entries/silk-spectre-ii.jpg

Eh? Eh? Oh, come on!

Fine, I bet you can't say no to this:
Nothing to say now eh?

Howwwwwever, my favourite character is not her but:
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00021842.jpg

Rorshach (still can't pronounce it). A little psychotic. Plus, the mask is nice. Hahahahahaha~ The psychotic characteristics are more interesting no doubt.

~Warning: Spoiler alert.~
There is one thing I don't like about it is why do they ask old people to be current heroes. Like Nite Owl II. I think he's old and he definately doesn't look superhero material. And also the fact that Dr Blue-Dick killed my favourite character. Other than that, I think the movie's alright.

What I like about it, is that there's hot people. No, it's definately not Dr Blue-Dick-that-killed-my-favourite-character. I'm talking about Silk Spectre. The first and second. Yes, both. Well, first more sexy than hot I'd say. Also, it has a psychopath. Now, a psychopath makes a show nicer. 3rd, the blood. Yes, I love the excessive use of gore in it.

Alright, enough of the movie. On with my life. After the movie, we met Seeying to bowl. Yea~ It was fun apart from the fact that our pins always get stuck and doesn't come out when they're supposed to.

When it ended, we decided to take a bus back to Nic's for a drink. Yes, I have not been drinking for weeks now. So, we took a bus and headed over. In the wrong direction that is. We had to alight somewhere, walk a little distance back and take the bus opposite. This time, in the right direction. :D

Bought our dinner and beer, headed down to Science Center (again) and had a nice "campfire" and bond. Not physically, think straight please. All the way till 12 plus. Came home, bathe and her I am, blogging. I'm sleepy now.

Oh, before I sign off, I wanna show you some videos. Yes, videos. I was "playing" left for dead and I found out something that the zombies in it can actually dance. Mm hm. Dance. So, I took a few shot videos of them moving along to the song by Heatwave.





Ok, bye!


I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.

Livin' la vida loca @
Saturday, March 14, 2009
12:39 AM

Aaaaaalrighty. Been home the whole day today. Wasn't so bad actually. Watched another Ashton Kutcher movie and it's not bad too.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/lot_like_love/poster.jpg

Aaaaaanyhu, Hui Wen msned me suddenly ask wanna meet not. A pleasant surprise. So why not? Got another earful from my father. It's like recently, he has so much to say and it hit me tr as I might to fuck care it. So, my outings have been a load of worries before I go. Still need to worry how to tell him thatI'll be going out. Walao. It's torturing me!!!

Tmr Watchmen, day after bowling. God, help me!!! I need liberty! I've got study wings now! I need to fly!!!

So anyway, after a little planning and the earful, she smsed to say she doesn't feel like going out anymore. :( Sadded.

Somebody help me!!!!

Also, I've been thinking lately. Should I revamp my blogskin? What do you think of white?

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, March 12, 2009
8:25 PM

Alrighty! Watched Role Models just now with Ah Neh and Ah Ma. It's been so long since we last met. Headed down to Vivo.


role_models.jpg picture by ralfy_tm
Well, the show wasn't a disappointment. Had many good laughs at the stupidity of it. Hahaha! Go watch it. Horny boys, read up! Boobs scene alert! Boobs scene alert! There's 2 scenes with boobies!

Well, been out for the past 2 days. Tomorrow's back to feeling depressed all over again. Can't wait.


Aaaaaaaanyhu, after Ah Neh had to go off early, Denise and I went to Pukka Icecream. Because she works there, there's discount! I must thank you, Denise, for your icecream treat! :D

Since we didnt take any pictures today,

This should do just fine! :)

Livin' la vida loca @
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
10:27 PM

If only I am born a year earlier. Seriously, it's honestly ridicules to allow people who have passed their 18th birthday to watch M18 movies. What difference will a few months make? As Marcus likes to say, MEH!!

So, couldn't watch Watchmen yesterday (ARGH!) so we got tickets to Departures instead.

Quite an okay movie. Consistant throughout the film but not boring. It's thoughts provoking in aspects of death. 3.5 cheesy hotdogs out of 5.

And in a few hours, Role Models~ Heh heh heh.

I'm different. Not special.

Livin' la vida loca @

10:19 AM

I had the most beautiful dream yet. Seriously, I'll cry if I witness it in a 3rd person view. Though there'll be lots of facts unknown. Think I'll write a book about it. Hahah..Think I'll be seen as a bastard though. Oh well, dreams. Go figure. HAHAHAH


:D

Livin' la vida loca @
Sunday, March 08, 2009
1:33 PM

Ok, just got home not long from the cemetery. Yes, today is the day my great grandparents' coffins are taken out, cremated and placed in the columbarium. I thought it will be kinda interesting to actually witness it. Howwwwwwwever, it turned out different from what I had anticipated.

Woke up at 5.15 with only 4.5hrs of sleep. When I got there, I could feel that my body was still asleep though I was wide awake. Know what I mean? Then, I has to number 2 badly. Of all places. And yes, again. So, I did. Then it struck me again. And again. It's the Ghost of Christmas past, if you know what I mean.

So, I missed the part where both my great grandparents were taken out. Sitting in the hired bus like some half-dead, soulless piece of meat. By the time I was feeling better, it was time to wait for the people in charge to bring the ashes back. In other words, I missed the highlight of this event. Bummer!

Oh! And lucky me, I bought the last book on cars with discount! Heh!

Ok, I do not know what else to post so I decided to let you in into what has been rocking my mopping chores.

Moving Mountains - Usher

Took me a few times to like it. Now I'm really loving it!

Run it - Chris Brown


In the ayer - Flo Rida feat. Will. i. am.


我知道我变漂亮了 - 石欣卉


无条件为你 - 梁静茹


沿海公路的出口 - S.H.E.



One more.

Was watching The Ellen Degeneres Show the other day and saw this. Don't ask me why but I like it. Original was sung by Bonnie Tyler. Title: Total eclipse of the heart.

~Special thanks to Ellen Degeneres, my sister and Yamei~
~Video taken from www.ellentv.com~

There ya go peeps. I hope you like them as much as I do. Till next time~

The Ghost of Christmast past.

Livin' la vida loca @
Saturday, March 07, 2009
12:42 PM

I left my cousin's place early just so that I can come home, rest my beautiful ass on that couch and watch tv. That's why I came home for!

But FUCK!

I got a 35 mins talk with my dad. Guess what? Same topics and it still FUCKING ENDED THE WAY IT STARTED!!!

I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS! It all boils down to trust. There's no FUCKING TRUST!

Maybe I should go out, get myself drunk, knock some random girl up. Break the news that she's pregnant and get my sorry ass out of the house! Give up my diploma, get a low paying 9 to 5 job to feed the baby and the sorry girl I knocked up. Yea, that sounds like a nice idea. I think that is the only way I can make it out sane.

Oh, guess what? I missed the show!!

AAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Livin' la vida loca @
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
5:35 PM

Epiphany.

Something I wish I found a couple of years back. I wonder if I'll ever find it. Does everyone manage to find it sometime or another? Some way or another? What if some people never find it in their lifetime? What if I never find it in my lifetime?

Here I am, sitting, wondering where can mine possibly be.





I eat like a korean. You know, a spoonful of rice, veg, meat and who-knows-what into the mouth at one go? All those in a spoon, at one go. Yea, that.

你是本蛋吗?还是我是本蛋?我想。。。
你我都本吧!

There's so many things I want to do. Play the piano, read, tan, bake, cook, basketball, golf, sing, dance, party, eat, beef, Carls Jr, bowling, pool, write, act, drive, paint and draw a portrait, coffee, laugh, make someone laugh, write a poem, compose a song, open a restaurant, visit a museum, grow a goatee, take loads of pictures, see something beautiful.

Actually, I already saw beautiful, so, yar. So many things so little funds, time and talent. Hahahah~

Oh! And in Slumdog Millionaire, the host looks like Vik from many angles. HAhaAHAHAHA!!

When can I start living la vida loca??

Livin' la vida loca @

12:20 AM



Watched Slumdog Millionaire with Nic, CY & JQ. Yes, the winner of 8 Acadamy Awards this year. I must say, it is a nice show. I was really focusing 100% on it all the way till the last 30 mins and it's not because the show went boring but rather, I needed to number 1. Pretty badly. So, I had 90% of my focus on the show and 10% on keeping it in.

Boy, when the show finished, I couldn't stand straight. Really. I had to bend a little lower and slowly walk to the toilet which felt like 10km on the way there and something told me I was going to break the Mamma Mia record. Thankfully, I didnt. Hahaha~

So anyway, the show is really really nice. If you have yet to watch it, go on!




This guy, Noah Gray-Cabey, is really talented. A prodigy. You might remember him as the boy in Heroes. Yes, he acted as the hottie, Ali Larter's, son.

Nothing beats a good movie with a medium size lemon tea. That is, if you don't need to hold your pee in for 30 mins.

Till next time, ciao~ :D

Livin' la vida loca @
Monday, March 02, 2009
9:41 PM