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Life's a joke full of sacarsm.

I love to joke so often that I don't know the limits.

Love puns and wordplays. They add taste to life.

Want to be evil but a friend thinks I'm not evil enough.

Trying my best to master the art of sacarsm.

The Joker is my inspiration

Believe that there's always a funny side to everything.
After all,


Why...


so...


serious?

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Loves

Cars
Daydreaming
Singing
Grooving
Acting
Lepaking
Coffee
Orange
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Links


HKSS

Hui Wen (Deh)
Lai Yee
Li Han
Maymay
Seeying
Yi Cheng

E35D

Amy
Cheryl
Jessica
Seng
Stanley

E36Q

Aini
Ai Tien (Mai Pian Xia)
Hidayah
Jazreel
Mindy (Kong Ba)
Nadera (Kak)
Shakila (Vadei)
Yamei

Family

Kylie
Natalie
Nicole
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Archives

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Mazda RX-8


Honda Civic Type-R


Mini Cooper


LandRover LRX Concept


BMW X5


Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren


Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your eyes! You see, ladies and gentlemen, I have a dream. I have a dream I'll drive most of these cars if not all.

Howwwwweverr, I do not know if it is achievable. So, I've got my fingers crossed.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your eyes once more! You see, ladies and gentlemen, I have another dream. I have a dream I'll ride most of these bikes if not all.

Suzuki Hayabusa


Ducati 848


Yamaha YZF-R1



Recently, I have also taken an interest in bikes. I remember I told myself that I'd never even look at these 2 wheelers. Guess I'm wrong once again. Also, I've been taking into consideration if I should get a bike license.

My excuse? It's more practical. The total cost of getting a license and the bike itself is 10k? Or less. Compare to a car, the cheapest is a Chery QQ, 40K. Besides, it's Made In China. It's a joke on the highway.

Howwwwweverr, I don't know anything about bikes. Really, nothing. My knowledge on cars is already less than 1%. Damn it. Thing is, my whole family is against the idea of riding bikes and I honestly do see their concern. It's way more dangerous. BUT look at the economy and Kenneth.

1st, the economy is bad and getting a car is not easy nor cheap. 2nd, it's Kenneth we're talking about. His future is still pitch black. We need to worry where to money for food comes even before we start doing the math for the car. 3rd, parking is free mostly and fuel is cheap.

Dinner was AWESOME man! Went to Pasir Panjang Food Center with cousins and we had seafood. :D

If you think parenting is hard, wait till you become my parent's kid. I seem to always complain about my family. Yes, no deny. But I do see their good points. It's just that the bad ones outweigh the good. Grrrrrrrrrrr

March has just begun and I've so many places I wanna go to already. Like the Comics and Superheroes exhibit at Singapore Philatelic Museum and the Supreme Court. Reaaallly looking forward...

Tze Char people, listen up! Its been quite some time since we last met and I think I miss y'all. :( awwww....Do meet up soon yea?

Ok, time to go return to my wife and kids,
Ciao~

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

Livin' la vida loca @
Saturday, February 28, 2009
11:27 PM

Ok! I did it~

I spent 4 hours in the kitchen making just a little mess and producing edible Baked Rice Pudding.
:D





TADAAA!!! :D

Went for a drinking session later in the night. This time Bert Bert came and he didnt come alone. Although....he came without a part of his fringe. HAHAHAH!!!

Ok, peace out people,

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, February 26, 2009
7:46 PM

Slept at 2 woke at 5.30. Had to go to church cuz it's Ash Wednesday today. Feels weird but kinda nice. Dark, with few people.

Well, since it's 6 in the morning, I had to keep myself awake. So, I plugged in my earphones and played some nice fast music. Ironically, insomnia is one of them.

I really really felt like moving my ass on the bus. So so tempted.

Feels like insomnia?
It is insomnia!

I can't fall asleep for more than a week now. I lie on bed, toss and turn, and stay awake. And when I do, I'd have dreams. Nightmares when it started. Thing is, they're not scary enough for me to wake. Just...freaky. Recently, the dreams are more...less freaky. Though, there is one that totally creeps me out.

There were:
1) action packed Will smith movie
2) left for dead(those damn zombies look friggin' real!)
3) tigers for a neighbour's pet(it's like he's mental. Sets those big cats at me)
4) Audrey getting damn pissed at Chen You and I for looking at wallets(She's usually not so petty. She not petty at all.)
So many more, I can't remember.

Oh, the really really freaky one? A few days back, I dreamt of going to Sentosa with Tze Char people. But this Sentosa looks weird. The jetty, was one. Then all of a sudden, I was going down this steep slope with my family. On the way down, I saw Fiona Xie and I totally ignored her. Hahaha~ Behind her was... Guess who? YEA! FELICIA CHIN!!! I was so damn happy! After so many people around me have seen her in face to face, it's finally my turn!

Somehow, I had to rush to the cinema to catch a movie with my cousins. On my way( it bacame vivo all of a sudden), I bump into this freaky guy. It's like he's gay. No, really. Gay. He likes me! I heard him talking to his friend! Like why the fuck will a guy like me?!?! And he's fuckin everywhere I go man. I had to try my best to shake him off. I got into the cinema, freaked out. I was late and it ended. Dreams, go figure. When I left, I had to rush to avoid that gay of a bitch. But then, he saw me again!!! Damn it.

*poof* We're at Boss's estate. Had to crawl through this small tunnel to avoid detection. I'm sure you know from who. I don't even know why there was a tunnel. I don't even see any tunnels at Boss's reality house. And I woke up. Scared. Real scared. I mean, I have nothing against gays. Really. Just that the fact that he stalks me.....eeerrrh!!!

I swear to God man, I ain't lying. And if I ever see a guy with that face, Imma run for my dear life.

So, anyway, on a lighter note, came back from church and brought lil baby to her 豆豆班.


cute huh?

P p p poker face~

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Livin' la vida loca @
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
9:32 AM

Well, here it is~!

For entertainment's sake, here's my havainas that I cant remove. I'm bored and creative. Noone's to blame. Hahahahah~



And if this is not clear enough...



:D

Okay people, I had a good laugh,

Foot out,



Ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha. ha ha. haaa. And I thought my jokes were bad.

Livin' la vida loca @
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
4:42 PM

Well, first off, I'd like to thank God for the GPA. It wasnt what I expected it to be.

Second, my mother doesn't care about my results anymore. How cool is that right? She didn't even bother to ask what I got. It's okay.

Speaking of my mother, she loves to jump into conclusions and start taking out her bazooka, a.k.a. BEBM09 (BlameEveryoneButMyself 09), blasting others. And of late, she likes to set me as her shooting target. She blamed me for her spilling water on the floor. I'm sorry, what?

She was in the storeroom and came out with this stupid magazine my dad got in the F1 shit a couple of months back. She blamed me for wasting money on car magazines only to throw them in the storeroom. WHAT?!?! I'd never throw away my car magazines man. I treat them with respect. My mother can jump into conclusions faster than The Incredibly Stupid Hulk can jump from one building to another. How bout a round of applause? A standing ovation~

Next, I've decided. Since I'm not gonna get myself employed in the next few weeks to come, why don't I improve on myself? And so, I was at the library with my cousin, I borrowed a book called "Sweet Food". It has many...well, sweet food. Like desserts, baked, pies and tarts. I'mma learn how to make sweet food! Yes, a personal favourite. Here are some of the food:



I'mma start on this one:

Baked Rice Pudding!!!
:D

Looks nice right? Sounds nice too! Hope I won't disappoint. Hahah~

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

Livin' la vida loca @
Monday, February 23, 2009
8:16 PM

Okay. If you can see how screwed up I look right now, it wouldn't be a nice sight. I'm down with serious flu :( It's like a friggin' Angel Falls down here man.

Though I didn't wake up early to go to church today, I woke up just as early to go to work. :D Today, it's at the Singapore Flyer. It was burning given 10.30 in the morning. Long story cut short, the 4 of us were paid to slack, get a tan, and slack somemore. Oh, lunch was provided too. :D Seriously man, at first we were complainin' 'bout the sun but then, I began to enjoy the tan. :D I'm practically red both arms, neck, nose (I'm sure it's not the flu) and its like I have my havianas 24/7 now. If you know what I mean...

Ok, I got to go sleep now. It's tiring to be under the sun. :D

I like this job - I like it!

Livin' la vida loca @
Sunday, February 22, 2009
10:54 PM

Ok, I just got back from work. Now, you may think it's wow that Kenneth is so hardworking, working on a saturday till this hour. Well, it's all thanks to the stupid management.

But! It's still considered slack for today. Tomorrow's gonna be shit.


Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... Tryouts.



Livin' la vida loca @

12:40 AM

Headed over to Nic's for a beer session today. Said he needed to clear his mind before he fill it up again with information. Hahaha~

Was supposed to be at night but my mamma will be home alone so, as a filiar son, I brought it earlier so she wouldn't be lonely. Sweet eh? :D

We watched The Dark Knight(yes, again. It's good movie!) and let me tell you, I'm dazzled by the crystal clear bluray and high quality, loud surround sound. It's like I could hear every piece of that broken window drop on the floor.

Now, that's what I want for my future home. Without a doubt.

It's good man. The Joker, a can of Baron's(anyone tried? It's good stuff really) and feeling the explosions. Good day, time well spent.

Any fans of My Wife and Kids here? Good show too aint? Well, Avin gave me a link where this dude uploads all the episodes. :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/aboagy

Peace, Livin' la vida loca people~!

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, February 19, 2009
11:22 PM

Well, spent another day at Boss' place. It's a routine now and I love it!

Sadly though, only Ran, Boss and I today. BFF called almost last minute to say his piano teacher wants him to stay for a couple of hours more. Heh heh heh~ U thinking what I'm thinking? Heh heh~

Kak celebrates her birthday with family.
386 celebrates brother's birthday with family.

So, we didn't bowl today but pool.

I'm sure you ever heard of strip poker or strip blackjack. But have you ever heard of strip pool............................?

Livin' la vida loca @

12:28 AM

Thinking of you...........

Livin' la vida loca @
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
12:56 AM

My sis and I just wasted $22 on a piece of crap. We bought this driving game called Test Drive Unlimited.

It has promising cars like Lambourghini, Aston Martin, and Ferrari and Pagani (PAGANI EVEN!!!!). Now, it is rare to see Ferrari(s) in games as I think they distribute their rights limitedly. This game also has a mixture of cars are bikes. Also, one of the few racing games to include bikes and cars. They got bikes from Ducati too. Sounds awesome doesnt't it? If you think it's awesome, wait till you look at the images on the CD box. It's makes you wanna play it straight away!

And If you think it's so so awesome that you must have it, you're wrong. So wrong. It sucks! The steering is horrible even when I set it to the highest sensitivity. That alone stops you from even getting close to winning races. And what's up the police alert when the dickhead infront of you brakes suddenly? Argh.

Sickening. Can I refund?!?!?! Just when I had my hopes high.....

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Talked to Mindy yesterday on MSN. It's been so long since I last talked to her. :)

I missed both my drinking chances today. :(

If I'm to start a drinking IG, who'll join? :D

So people, is this wednesday still on? I hope so. :)

Livin' la vida loca @
Monday, February 16, 2009
8:59 PM

Check this out:

K for Kendetta! HAHAHAH~

I was so bored at home. I called Randal to ask him if he wanna go out. Sadly, he's going Malaysia. So, I went to photoshop. :D


And, now I'm red from head to all the way down my knees. I just had 2 glasses of this alcoholic substance. Oh my, now, even my shins are red. Wooooooo~ Mr Red man.

drunk, or at least I think,

Livin' la vida loca @
Sunday, February 15, 2009
12:22 AM



Well well, happy Valentine's to all!

Yes, here I am at home blogging. How romantic. hhahah.


It's okay~! It's better this way, no need to crowd with the love birds outside. :D

Caught Valkyrie with cousins last night. It was alright given it's Tom Cruise. Hahah, yea... A period of time, I didn't know what was going on because I don't really have much knowledge on WWII. But, overall, I understood what was going on. I'll give it 3 out of 5 cheesy hotdogs. *Yumm...*

As for now, peace out!

*MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*


Livin' la vida loca @
Saturday, February 14, 2009
2:05 PM

I watched V for Vendetta last night. Awesome show. I like the main guy, V. Like the way he phrases his words. Reminds me of The Joker only less crazy. As for the female lead, I don't really like her. Not hot. Hahaha~ But kudos to her though. Think she really get her head shaved for the show.

Going for a swim later though I don't really know how. Woooo~

Stupid dentist yesterday, go drill my teeth... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

ROAR!!!!!

Curry for dinner....WOOOT!!

'Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask',

Livin' la vida loca @
Friday, February 13, 2009
1:32 PM


Beer. My new best friend.

Well, many concerned friends are telling me I'll get a beer belly soon. I appreciate the concern. Really. However, it doesn't. Well, not soley bacause of it anyway.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1044913/the_benefits_of_drinking_beer_pg2.html?cat=5

Here are some sentences that I quote:

A moderate amount of beer in your diet can prove to have way more benefits than adversities

By ingesting a moderate quantity of beer, studies show that the risk to develop diabetes is lowered by 36%


If you include beer in your diet, your chances to avoid obesity problems should increase by 66%.


Light beers have a lower alcohol degree as well as fewer calories, so the adverse impact in your body is lowered, but dark beers can lower your risk to develop kidney stones in about 40%;


Do I need to go on? :D I can drink with ease.

Go read the site.

Cheers,

Livin' la vida loca @
Thursday, February 12, 2009
8:01 PM

Dear Dad,

I don’t expect you to understand but I’m gonna say it anyway. I go out because I have friends and I’m still a student. It’s the holidays. Just so you know, I don’t go out ALL the time. It just happen so that I’m busier than usual this week. And if you wonder why it’s always Nicholas, it’s not always Nicholas. Even so, can’t Nicholas be a good friend? You don’t trust friends and you might have bad experiences but it doesn’t mean that there aren’t true friend in this world. It doesn’t mean I won’t have good friends.

Yes, the society is getting worse but it doesn’t mean you have to shut me up to prevent me from being harmed. I see your concern but I don’t see the logic you used to show the concern. I’m turning 18 this August. I know I’m not financially independent but I honestly feel that freedom goes great with the number.

Like I said, I don’t go out all the time. Remember that in the past few weeks, you came home and asked me,’ Never go out?’ Remember? I stayed at home for a period of time. I just happen to have more activities this week.

I know that a job provides experiences and shit. I had one and it really fucked me up. “It’s part of the working society” you say. I know. Which is precisely why I don’t have to take that shit now. Please stop saying that by getting a part time job I can lighten your burden. It’s the holidays. You don’t give me my pocket allowance and I had never asked for a single cent from you. Do you see that as a lighten burden? No. Thanks for the appreciation, really.

I don’t tell you where I go. You don’t tell Grandpa where you go. I don’t see how it can be different.

Parents never see that the children give. They take and take and don’t realize it. They only see when you go out n forget all about you staying at home. Selective forgetfulness. WTF.

Why does every nice Wednesday end like fuck.

Thanks for the 2 cans Boss. They were awesome.

Thanks for the collage Ran. It’s beautiful.


Livin' la vida loca @

12:11 AM

Today is another beer day. This time with Nic and JQ. Oh boy, I'm an alcoholic. Been drinking for 3 days straight.

Headed straight to shop&save after lunch to but beer with JQ and we got to Nic's house. Lepak lepak but there was a period of time, I had nothing to do. Just daydream and chew cuttlefish. Hahah~

Left at about 6? Had dinner at home then I went out to meet them again. Gagaga~

JQ had to go home after dinner so we got a buddy less. But hey, beer is still nice with Nic. Went back to shop n save n bought round 2. Muahahaha~

Tried Bavaria in the afternoon and Baron's at night. Not bad, not bad. Both are nice in their own way.

YES!!! Going Boss house later~ Woot~

Can't wait,

Livin' la vida loca @
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
12:23 AM